What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

Why do so many people like life?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some cool confidence hacks?